Why subscribe?

In a word, cheeks.

These are the parts of your body that will be shaped like peaches while you read my ozone- and mud-scented words. Your northern cheeks, mind you. The down south ones are your business.

Every two weeks I’ll deposit a dainty morsel of painstakingly crafted writing, sprinkled with a pinch of the good work of friends present and future, in your inbox—all for the low, low price of not a goddamn farthing.

Happy cheeks for free. Beat that, Priceline.